With age many things change. The most important is the fact that I no longer pray to the supreme being for favours/things/fornication. I will be honest, he has been a little lax in his provision of happiness. I know he isn't there to provide me with that entry level digital SLR that I wanted but come on, make the effort.
It would seem that prayers to the lord have morphed into the Facebook status update. People probably think that God sits around all day reading status updates, hoping he will comment on them. Here are some examples:
Alex is hot
Alex is cold
Alex needs an Alan key that will work on the bicycle seat
Alex can't seem to grasp that being at work is not a time to show people YouTube videos
Alex is feeling rapey
Alex knows that there is no party like an S-Club party
Alex has HIV
Alex has AIDS
Alex is dead
... and so on.
It would be great if the almighty could comment on our status updates. If he did, he would probably say stuff like:
Ahhh don't be sad.... just wait until the second coming. I'm gonna fuck your shit right up for not being nice to the poor! lol
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Alex is feeling rapey?
Lord.
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