Yesterday was my parents anniversary. Or so they say! I called them up to wish them well in Cyprus. (note: they were in Cyprus being wished well. Not me wishing them well from Cyprus)
My dad wasnt enthused at all with my well wishes and he knows why. I once confronted my parents about the lack of evidence pertaining to their sham of a marriage. I Hercule Poiroted the situation right up and collated the following eveidence.
1) Both of their wedding rings are made of cheese and gravel.
2) Dad never goes to church. Hes scared of them. He tends to hiss throughout services. I would imagine no self respecting Greek orthodox priest would allow a service to happen with hissing going on.
3) The closest thing to a wedding dress my Mum has ever owned was an apron with genitals drawn on it.
As soon as I can definitively prove the sham, i'm getting onto immigration and having them shipped out of the EU.
In other news, Putin won't answer my facebook wall posts. Koulla says he might not be logging on but I know that he is on the fact that he changes his status every now and then. Here are a few of his recent changes:
Putin is annoying Europe
Putin is annoyed at Rex in Big Brother.
Putin thinks that George should mind his own business.
Putin iz in ur former Warsaw pact cuntrys, bombin' ur missile defence shield!
I've poked him. He can't ignore a poke.
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