Cos she was banking over there wasn't she! Silly cow. All her money/investments got all credit crunched up! I told her that investing in Bjork wasnt a good idea she went ahead and did it. we should have seen the colapse of their banks, to be honest. Kerry katona going bankrupt should have given it away!
Stupid bathroom sink went all spaz and leaked everywhere, yesterday. Not really built for home improvements, I called apon the great god, Dizan (my dad) and he came over with a wrench looking like mario and fixed it. I rewarded him with a tepid cup of tea and the rubbish left over quality street. He told me I was spoiling him!
We had some impromptu meeting at work, yesterday. I sat there nodding sagely until I was asked a question by the big cheese. Not really sure what the question was, I got all defensive and said the following:
Me: What? I mean.... what?
Boss: I asked what you thought of the changes
Me: Well, changes are good....
Boss: Go on
Me: And goverment research shows that changes are related to happiness and th-
Boss: Not quite sure what you are on about, Alex. Any comments about the changes within the company?
Me: I like them!.....
Boss: Because?....
Me: Look, what is this? get off my back, man! You can't keep fucking with me like this! I have feelings to you know! Fucking rascist!
Boss: I er... didn't say-
Me: Yeah you did! You called me a greek bastard with all the bearded trimmings! Well fuck you and your oppression. I'm outta here!
I sort of stormed out and cried in the corridor. I know how to handle a personal crisis.
Tomorrow is an important day. I almost definitely will have a subway for lunch. I've decided that after each bite, I will exclaim: "NOM NOM!"
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