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Ingredients for Cheese Omelet Recipe
2 eggs
Pinch of salt
Pinch of pepper
1/2 teaspoon finely chopped parsley
1 teaspoon grated Parmesan
2 tablespoons butter

In other news, I had to stay in a castlesque hotel in Cheltenham. I questioned the receptionist about the age of the building:

Her: Its about 600 years old....
Me: In human years?
Her: Yup.
Me: Is there likely to have been any death within the walls?
Her: It's pretty old, I mean-
Me: WRONG!!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ. Answer that again, please...
Her: I... er... Chances are there has been a death or-
Me: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Try again....
Her: Are you gonna get upset until I tell you that this place is death free?
Me: Yup
Her: Despite that not being the truth?
Me: Yup
Her: There have been no tragic deaths in the building.... happy?
Me: Yes I am.

I then proceeded to remove her jugular with a deft hand swipe and then I said:

Me: Wrong again, lady. Now wheres the bar at?

We've been given parking bays not far from the office by the river Wandle. I parked there today and walked to the office with Javi. I told him I felt like "Fucking Huckleberry Finn". He didn't know who that was. He thought I was talking about the conventional green Hulk. Sometimes I think the Spanish have had sheltered lives. I made a vow to teach him all the Marvel super heroes in alphabetical order...