Catching me unawares, Graham flicked my right bollock today. It made me cough for minutes! The dull throbbing has only just started to subside! I think friendships should survive the odd bollock flick. Lord knows I've given his nuts the odd jab when he least expects it! I guess we should stop doing it in front of our wives. It would be really odd if they started doing the female equivalent to each other!
Dad kindly came over to do some gardening while I was at work. When I got home, I inspected his work and noted some fruit was missing from various trees. I texted him to let him know that I would be docking his pay. 1 pound per apple and 50p per fig. Its the only way he will learn!
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