Couldn't get online last night. Want to know why? It was because I was staying in the Exeter version of the Norman Bates hotel. The dude checked me in and gave me the various instructions on breakfast. When he asked if all was ok, I replied with "please don't kill me!". The last thing I wanted to do was to pester him for wireless access details. Ade and Sini were scared too. Ade texted me in the middle of the night to ask if he could bunk up with me. I told him that I had already propped the furniture against the door so no one could force entry. I heard him cry throughout the night down the corridor.
Last night, we discussed our forthcoming meetings and I suggested that we should randomly shout out "YEAH, YOU KNOW ME!" for not particular reason other than it rhymed with other stuff. The others were well enthused. I looked forward all day to that happening. When the opportunity finally arose, Sini, Ade and Sophie all stared tight lipped. Not wanting to look stupid, I ended up writing the key words in my notepad and flashed it around at intervals. I called the others disappointments and declared our friendships as over!
When I got home, I noticed that Koulla had applied nail varnish to our trans-gender budgie, Frosty. It was all a bit confusing. I decided not to question it as it was a good look. Tomorrow, I may weave Frostys hair/feathers.
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