29th June - Endorsing Obama!

Tom Tom hates me. Tom Tom isn't a person who is unfortunate to have same first and last names like a lot of Greek people. No. TomTom is computerised navigation system designed to help me traverse this great nation without fear of being lost. Or so I thought. Today, Tom x2 fooled me into journeying outlandish ways to get to Wanstead! Koulla warned me about trusting it but I did. Before I knew it, I was in a drive through Burger king in outer Mongolia! This is exactly how Skynet got the better of us in the Terminator movies. We stopped off via mount Vesuvius to throw the Tom x2 device into the lava a la Frodo in Lord of the Rings. The future is safe.... You're welcome!