Today we got all capitalist and shopped. I was alarmed to notice whilst in the shop that Koulla looked a bit rough. Upon questioning she told me she hadn't bothered putting any make up on! The verbal exchange went a little like this:
Me: You look different...
Her: I didn't put any make up on.
Me: Why not?
Her: didn't really need to.
Me: Yeah you did.
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Excuse you!
Her: Whats wrong with not wearing make up once in a while.
Me: It upsets me!
Her: It's not that bad. Don't be horrible.
Me: Let your hair down for a sec...
Me: Oh God! Enough! My eyes!!!!
I put a bag on her head for the remainder of the trip. I detracted her thinking from my verbal abuse by explaining the implications of the rising cost of oil. I think she now grasps world economics enough to understand that it is essential that she keeps putting makeup on....
In other news, Hilary is backing Obama. Now that she has got more time on her hand, I think I might give her a call about a game of squash sometime. I rekon her ankles are not up to the task. It should be an easy win. I remember giving Patrick Moore a game when he finished doing Gamesmaster. An easy win for me.
I still think Patrick Moore will outlive Maggie Thatcher. I might do a bet, tomorrow.
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