Theres a corpse in my house. There must be! Theres like a thousand fruit flies in my living room? "Where did they come from?" I asked Koulla. "Fruit?", she replied.
It's like living with miss Marple with a hot bum.
Didn't watch big brother tonight. Koulla and I went with my parents to dinner. Dad chastised me for talking with my mouth full and having elbows on the table. If Dad was a catholic he would have made me do hail marys or some shit like that. He made me do the secular equivalent. 50 pushups right there in the restaurant.
They detonated that old world war II bomb in east London, today. If I was Al Qaeda, I wouldn't bother making bombs and all that, I would get a job at the London buildings planning office and commision lots of new buildings. Eventually, a digger is bound to go through something properly and set it off. Thems terrorists like to make it hard for themselves.
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