27th June - Learnding

SO! Todays blog will be in iambic pentameter.... google it. It's real...

I had to do some exams today to
get accredited for something super
I passed them all because I read some slides
.... penis bum fucksicle cucumber knob

Shakespeare was a pussy.... theres the proof.

So I did the exams and it took forever so I celebrated by eating.... food.

Frosty has not left the cage forever now. Koulla insists I must have upset it. I checked my diary and I hadn't forgotten it's birthday. How could I have possibly upset it? It occured to me a little later that I had left a half eaten chicken drumstick where Frostys millet usually is..... That probably did it. I caught Koulla calling the RSPCA. I got rid of the evidence.

A little earlier, Alex (the rubberier of the Pilalis brothers) told me the following:

Alex: hey did you know that dan akroyds name is spelt Dan Aykroyd
Me: what?
Alex: His name!
Me: Why would you tell me that?
Alex: Information like this is lost forever when we die!
Me: When you die, maybe.
Alex: Why? Why would you say that?
Me: Alex....... Today you have taught me NOTHING!

Alex is a good kid. I let him say random stuff to me every now and then. It keeps him off the streets doing drive bys or busking or whatever the hell kids are up to these days.