I am driving everywhere! Carbon footprint? Carbon fuckprint more like! I think I am single handedly destroying the planet with amount of miles im doing. Just to annoy Mother Nature (the whore that she is) I drove back from Reading with the car on turbo. I figure I should make up for the miles that the Shell tanker drivers are not doing. Apparently, the Saudis have increased their oil output to meet rising demand. I've emailed King Abdullah to just pump it all straight into the bin outside my home. I'm expecting his reply any second now. Knowing him, it will just be a Youtube clip with "LOL" written in the subject field.
Good on the Turks and their win yesterday. I figure that in the interest of peace and love, I will support them for the rest of the tournament. If Sini asks, I'm supporting Croatia. He demands support all the time. I'm with him tomorrow in Exeter, again. I might make him feel uncomfortable by winking at him during meetings.
Mugabe texted me a little earlier. Said he wanted to play Minesweeper on MSN. I told him I was busy. That guy is so needy.
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