I think "John Terry" is an anagram for "silly spaz".
After we were all celebrated out, my three brothers decided to head back to their homes. We had an emotional group hug. We realised that we had all followed United through our whole lives together and felt a bond like there should be between all siblings.... Koulla looked up from her heat magazine and muttered, "gay" and returned to her publication. Our moment was crushed.
I'm in a good mood. Tomorrow I will blow kisses at Igor and see if he reciprocates.
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Spalio, Spalio, Spalio...
Koulla is right - you lot are bummers. I bet you held hands during the match and everything.
On the subject of Spazzers, what the fuck was Ronaldo trying to do with that penalty? it was brave of him to use Morris Dancing to try and throw Cech of the scent. Oh no, not Brave, Moronic, that was it.
As you know i am an ardent football fan, living as I do within earshot of the might Hastings Town stadium, so I feel well qualified to comment.
Also - "Igor"? really?
fucking perfect.
I need to find out what his surname is. Probably something like "Humperdink".
gay
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